Wedding Query........(Microsoft SQL Server Stored Procedure Style)

CREATE PROCEDURE MyMarriage
@ BrideGroom Char(NotBad),
@ Bride Char(Good)
AS
BEGIN

SELECT Bride FROM Bangalore  Brides
WHERE
FatherInLaw = 'Millionaire' AND
CarCount > 2 AND
HouseStatus ='TwoStoreyed' AND
BrideEduStatus='PG orAbove' AND
YoungerSisters > 0 AND
HavingBrothers='NO' AND
HavingElderSisters ='No' AND
AllowRelocate ='YES' AND

SELECT Gold ,Cash,Car,BankBalance FROM FatherInLaw

UPDATE MyBankAccout SET MyBal = MyBal + FatherinLawBal
UPDATE MyLocker SET MyLockerContents = MyLockerContents + FatherinLawGold

INSERT INTO MyCarShed VALUES ('BMW')

END
GO
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Then the wife writes the below query:

FORMAT HUSBAND....

Funny Telugu Message

kitakitalu pettukoni mari navvandi

you are a sweet and nice person.
(big joke of 2012)

ha ha ha ha...........

navvu raledu kadaaaaaaaa???????/

enit ala chustunnav ne face ki anta seen ledule.

LIFE Funny SMS

College - Bommarillu,

Student - Sainikudu,

Class - Appudappudu,

Exams - Anukokunda Oka roju,

Q: Paper - Aparichitudu,

Mathematics - Garshana,

Copy - Okarikokaru,

Slips - Apadhbandavudu,

Results - Adrustam,

Pass - Student No:1,

Fail - Anthuleni Kadha,

Supplemantry - Nuvvastanante Nenodhantana,

1st year - Budhimanthudu,

2nd Year - Kantri,

3rd Year - Pokiri,

4th Year - Deshamuduru,

PARENTS enquire about marks - Aa okkati Adakku...!


So Njoy these Happy Days...!

telugu comedy

laka
laka
laka
lakaaaaa..

rajadhi raja
marthanda theja
sri sri raja varu
dasara subhakankshalu
teliyajestunnaraho.......

"happy dasara"